
One warm, calm evening in the Atlantic Ocean just off the coast of Washington D.C., a large waterspout began to form near a large school of fish. As the waterspout grew in size, the fish started to get sucked upwards into the waterspout and started spinning out of control. Once the waterspout was rotating too quickly, the fish were sent flying out of the waterspout and went hurling wildy towards the White House in Washington D.C. People driving by in their cars and walking down the street shrieked with terror as they yelled "Look at all the fish falling from the sky!". Cars skidded off the roads nearly hitting other cars and people. As a large swordfish plopped on the road a semi-truck tried to stop but it was too late, the swordfish got squished and the guts exploded all over nearby pedestrians and the semi-truck. The sword was sent hurdling towards a terrified 5 year old at light speed and everyone shut their eyes tightly when they heard the peircing scream. A massive sigh of relief spread over everyone as they saw that it had just missed the child by an inch but it had pinned his shirt to a wall. His mother dashed towards hims and pulled the sword out of the wall. She tightly held him in her arms and everyone clapped.After a couple minutes the local aquarium arrived where the fish had landed and collected all the fish. The dead fish were cut up and feed to other fish and the live ones were nursed back to health and introduced into the tanks in the aquarium. Some of the fish had landed in a nearby nuclear power plant and started to develop weird mutations. The started to grow and get lungs so they could travel on land. One pufferfish gained legs and could fire out its spikes at will. They then made a plot to take over the white house because the Americans are polluting their waters. The fish clambered out of the nuclear waste vats but then some power plant workers spotted them. The pufferfish got startled by them when they started yelling so it shot out its spikes and hit the workers. The poison slowly seeped into the workers bloodstreams and incapacitated them. The saw shark stumbled up to one of the workers and cut a small square into the back of his head. A small, colourful fish crawled into the hole in the back of the workers head, which wasn't very big, but they left the brain intact for memory purposes. The fishes stole a control panel from the control room of the power plant and modified it into a brain control. One fish climbed into a dead workers head and attached the control to his brain stem. He then powered it on and brought the human back to life. The fishes made up a plot to assasinate the president. All the fish except for one and the fish who took over a workers body found a titanic sized hazardous materials moving van and piled into the back. The fish in the workers body got into the driver seat, but, since he didn't know how to drive a car, he tapped into the workers memory and learned how to drive. He found the keys sitting on the dashboard and put them into the ignition. He turned the key as the van roared to life. He then commenced driving to the White House. When he arrived there he got out of the van and unlocked the back. *Meanwhile back at the power plant the one fish that stayed flipped the switch to turn off the reactors thus shutting off power to the city.* The fish in the workers body quickly pulled up the sliding door as the city plunged into darkness. Terrified screams could be heard everywhere. The fish tumbled out of the van and onto the streets. They then took the white house by storm and captured the President. They held him for questioning on the whereabouts of some nuke silos and then "disposed" of him in a nearby dumpster. They then got back into their van and headed for the silos. They found the detonator and flipped the safety glass off and pushed the button to launch the missles to all over the world except for water and Canada because Canadians are cool. The world then became a deserted wasteland and the fish helped invent an aero-dome surrounding all bodies of water and Canada to protect against all the radiation and chemicals and keep the good oxygen in. And so the world lived peacefully until one day when an alien spaceship appeared on the horizon, but that, is another story. Dun dun dun dun.....................